Yuuzong Vong
The Yuuzong Vong were a race of aliens from the planet Kupaki VII. Primarily made out of various bits of string, the Yuuzong Vong were the most fearsome force to ever attack the galaxy.
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[edit] Origin
The Yuuzong Vong believe they were created by a god named Aaron the King of Pickles, three years after the Big Bang. According to their lore, Aaron the King of Pickles transformed small rabbits into the first Yuuzong Vong, and then blessed them dressing them up as Japanese school girls.
[edit] Biology
As string-based creatures, the Yuuzong Vong are even crazier than that weird thing in the Cantina scene from Star Wars 4. They ignite at temperatures exceeding 473 degrees, and fear scissors most of all.
[edit] Vongforming
The most terrifying weapon of the Vong, this process involved turning planets into giant balls of string.
[edit] Redemption
After terrorizing the galaxy for years, the Yuuzong Vong eventually grew tired of their evil ways and devoted their lives to reversing global warming on Coruscant.
[edit] Behind The Scenes
Vongforming was originally intended to turn planets into giant rubber band balls, but George Lucas vetoed this idea feeling it was stupid.
