Yaddle

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"Yiddle yaddle yoddle!" - Yaddle, discussing the complexities of transversing hypo-space when interacting with quantum neutrino fields.

"Yaddle be do, yibba yoddle! Be bladdle te maddle, spraddle!" - Yaddle, during the Skirmish at Carkoon

"Yaddle dabble dooo!" - Yaddle after a hard day's work.

Yaddle was the mentally retarded first daughter of the Jedi-bendu Master Yoda. While capable of normal speech, Yaddle prefered to spout off complete gibberish for no apparent reason.

Yaddle was famous for being the first Jedi-bendu to wash Yoda's car in under three minutes, breaking the color barrier, and defeating Hitler in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Yaddle also helped Yoda defeat Kwwon Pwadrks, Yaddle's crazy brother (see Darth Bane).

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