Tuvok

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• Han Solo

Tuvok was a half-vulcan half-wookie (or Vwoocan) from the planet Alderaan. When he turned 15 years old, he realized he was sensitive to the force in a major way. He abandoned his home, only moments before its destruction by the Death Star, and worked his way across the galaxy, from one miserable planet to another. His skill in both the Bowcaster and the Lightsabre earned him much acclaim amongst the rebel forces and sith alike, but he refused both sides, being too mopey after the death of his homeworld.

For years he worked as a short order chef, serving up breezlax and blue milk, until the day Han Solo and Luke Skywalker came in for luunch. As the two intrepid explorers enjoyed their food, they began making small bets, eventually making Tuvok the judge in their galactic Penis-measuring contest. The winner was never revealed, but the thanagarian gossip circuit claims it was Solo by a mile!

The three became fast friends, with Han letting Tuvok fly the Millenium Falcon over four times in one weekend. At the end of the weekend, Tuvok noticed Luke was sad, and Luke revealed that his sadness came from the fact that Darth Vader is his father, which sucked, and he showed Tuvok where his hand was cut off, and Tuvok noted that the stump was bitchin.

A few days later, Luke called him on his space-phone and told Tuvok that he was needed, there was a new Death Star even badder asser than the last one, that destroyed his home planet. Tuvok was way pissed off, because there was nothing he hated more than the death star. He used his Vulcan Logic and Wookiee anger to manage transport to Luke's base. Once there he elected himself leader of the team.

Tuvok was the one who really came up with the ideas seen in Return of the Jedi, and was just off-screen hiding in the millenium Falcon when it flew inside the Death Star. Once inside its atmosphere he snuck outside the mighty ship and when they reached the core he let go, and noticed that the phaser bombs from the Falcon did not actually blow up the core, so Tuvok just mustered up all his courage and strength and used a Vulcan Force Meld and blew the core up, with himslef inside.

Sadly this was what killed Tuvok and now he is dead, but his ghost has assisted the Skywalker Children on several missions where spiritual guidance was required.