The force

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The Force. Another name for Midichlorians.

The force is a bunch of cheap parlor tricks used by con men (called Jedis) used to fool stupid people. Such as:

  • Moving rocks while not touching them.
  • Running Fast.
  • Jumping High.
  • Repeating things to confuse people.
  • Tricking elderly Jews into voting for Pat Buchanan.
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