The Mace Windu Sexperience
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I can see why they call you the funkiest love ballad in the galaxy!
The Mace Windu Sexperience was Jedi-Bendu Mace Windu's first #1 space-single from his debut album, Love Sabre. It was a galactic hit, although found controversial by some who disliked the sexually candid nature of its lyrics. Despite the accusations of misogyny and smut from conservative sectors, general audiences and critics enjoyed Windu's bass-heavy, soulful style.
The Mace Windu Sexperience was followed up with the equally successful May the Force Be IN You (Woman).
[edit] Lyrics
Verse 1
Mace:
A Sensual Endeavour
Our bodies entwined
I'm Force-loving your Body
I'm Force-loving your Mind
My purple sabre movin'
Up in your sarlaac pit
Our bodies, aw they're groovin'
I bet you won't get this from Kit!
(spoken) That's Kit Fisto baby
Chorus
Backing Vocals:
It's the Mace Windu Sexperience
He's gonna trick your mind
Mace:
(spoken) This is the love you're looking for
BVs:
It's the Mace Windu Sexperience
You better watch out - He's gonna force-push your insides!
Verse 2
Mace:
My purple sabre's bulgin'
I'm gettin' close to paradise
Your sarlaac pit's convulsin'
I turn on my Sabre's double length
(Girl: ooh that's nice)
I make you say my name girl
You can barely whisper "Mace"
I tell you "I am your father"
Before I shoot my turbolasers all over your face
Six Minutes of Improvised Sexual Vocalisations Over the Funk Beat
Repeat Chorus
