Spoilers
From Ewokpedia
Spoilers are a race of humanoid like creatures who are known to inhabit all corners of the galaxy, but they originally came from the outer rim planet of Spoilasfar. They are force sensitive and have known to become jedi, the most famous being Mace Windu.
They attach themselves to the hulls of spaceships in the same way that Earth remoras attach to sharks.
- Boba Fett is Luuke Skywalker's father.
- Bail Organa is the Emperor.
- Padme Amidala's affair with Jar Jar Binks caused Anakin Skywalker's turn to the Dark Side.
- Leia Organa is adopted.
- It was Earth all along.
- Rosebud was a droid.
- Luke Skywalker and Tyler Durden are the same person.
- Snape kills Chewie, but it was all part of a plan involving the Elder Darksaber.
- The Patriots were the prime supporters of the Rebel Cause, but were killed 100 years before hand.
- Ewoks did Alderaan.
