R2-D2

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I thought of R2 [sic] after masturbating into a trashcan.
 

 

—George Lucas

R2D2 in the halls of Cloud City in Bespin

R2D2 was a trash can who was accidentally pulled through the events of the Star Wars movies due to a mistakenly high level of magnetism held in the metal of the droid C-3PO. Many characters gave R2D2 human attributes and treated it like a member of the team but really it was just a barrel of fetid garbage.

It was confirmed, however, that R2D2 was a homosexual.

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