Luuke Skywalker
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I can see why they call you Skywalker!
The illegitimate son of Padme Amidala and Boba Fett. Appears in episodes 3-6.
Attained the rank of Jedi Knight but did not receive the merit badges required to advance to the rank of Jedi Knight II.
Luuke is most famous for achieving the two things all Star Wars Fans dream of:
- tongue kissing his sister
- replacing his hand with a robot hand so he can endlessly masturbate and not get tired.
Luuke was the main character of the fourth through sixth Star Wars films, and is the hero of all subsequent Expanded Universe novels.
Luuke's hand resulted in the clone Luke Skywalker, which in turn led to the creation of the clones Luuuke Skywalker and Lke Skywalker.
After losing his hand, he adapted the nickname "Cool Hand Luuke", the name caught on among fans that a fan film was made, under the misspelling Cool Hand Luke. It is not considered canon and has little to do with the Star Wars saga.
Luuke Skywalker was killed by Superman in the crossover Superman vs. Star Wars, but this was later reconciled in the multipart "Crisis on Infinite Far, Far Away Galaxies" where the Luuke from Coruscant Prime cuts off Bizarro Superman's left hand and imprisons him in a mirror. All of which, of course, is completely canon.
In his spare time, he was known to gargle Gershwins.
[edit] Appearances
Luuke appears in Star Wars 3: Return of the Sith through Star Wars 6: A New Hope. In all four movies he was played by Christian Slater.
[edit] Music
Luke and Leia love theme by the composer John Williams: [Luuke Skywalker theme]
