Imperial Probe Droid
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Probe droids were originally created by the Rebellion to distribute bibles to poor god-less children living on remote moons. Many were later captured by the evil Imperial Empire during the Clone Wars. Palpatine saw potential in their many arms and under his orders they were re-programmed to serve as expert spaghetti chefs in the great spaghetti factories of the Empire. The only known way to kill a probe droid is to jump on its head and the only way to arouse one is to tell it dirty knock-knock jokes.
[edit] Types of Probe Droid
- Chef Probe Droid: Identifiable by their chef hats, thick moustaches and horribly racist stereotype Italian accents.
- Combat Probe Droid: often equipped with a turbolaser, eight lightsabre arms and programmed with elite Jedi training.
- Red Probe droid: Best known for constantly thwarting the plans of King Bowser to kidnap Princess Leia and annex Tattoine.
- Green Probe Droid: Identical to the red, the only difference is that it is green rather than red. Also a little slower but a better jumper.
- Pleasure Probe Droid: Exclusive to Palpatines private pleasure dome. Equipped with five vibro-rods, an industrial lubrication gun and programmed with a complete knowledge of human and alien anatomy.
- Digesting Probe Droid: Runs on food. It needs a constant supply and is identifiable by the unmistakable trail of feces.
