George Lucas
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The visionary writer, director, producer, and creator of the legendary sci-fi/fantasy masterpiece Star Wars. He is universally known for his excellent dialog and captivating characters. He wrote the scripts for, and directed each of the six films in the two Star Wars trilogies, as well as the four films in the Indiana Jones trilogy and the three films in the Matrix trilogy. In addition, he wrote, directed and starred in a "prequel" to the entire Star Wars saga titled "George Lucas in Love." Lucas is seen as an American success story as he came from backwater Alabama and became a multi-millionaire using his talents for creating space operas. He had little formal education, instead learning all he could from a man named Bill Riccio. Lucas is known as an international fashion icon, mostly for his pioneering of the "heavy man who needs a beard to establish where his face starts" look. He heavily plagiarizes works from Gene Roddenberry, however the nerds don't care as they now have more sci-fi epicness to fap to.
George Lucas also portrayed podracing manager Jorge Sacul in the 2001 TV special "Toyota Johnson: Portrait of a Podracer."
[edit] Awards
- Academy Award - "Best Screenplay": The Phantom Menace (1999)
- Coffee Mug - "Best Dad" (1987)
- Dedicated fan-base (see "Retards") - "A for Effort" (1999)
[edit] Fun Facts
- George Lucas inserts a reference to THX-1138 into every one of his movies.
- Lucas has a custom built solid gold bank vault similar to the one shown in Disney's Duck Tales. He is known to keep piles of paper currency from western countries and swims in it every night.
- Absolutely despises flannel.
- He is responsible for the most recent Indiana Jones. You all know how that turned out.... ALIENS!!!!
