Drax Danklipster

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Drax Danklipster was the first Stormtrooper ever. Born on the planet Vulcan, Drax was notable for his amazing spelling skills. When he triumphed in his sixth grade spelling bee, he won with such force that the runner up exploded, showering the audience in gore. Ashamed and humiliated, he vowed never to spell again and ran off to become the first Stormtrooper ever, saying, "You know what this galaxy needs more of? Stormtroopers."

As the first Stormtrooper, Drax was the leader of the entire stormtrooper army, at least until Grickmon Blargh, the second stormtrooper, took command of the regiment due to gross incompetence.