Darth Joey Lawrence
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Darth Joey Lawrence is a Sith lord about whom not much is known. He was an apprentice to Darth Contusion who taught him the ways of the milquetoast side of the force, a new style that was mostly evil, but not really, but not particularly good either. However, Darth Lawrence got tired of not being entirely evil, which was his goal, so he slaughtered Darth Contusion and stole his Force Power. Having murdered a Sith, he leveled-up, gaining new powers like Force Lightning, Force Choke, and Thundershock.
In an attempt to offset the balance of the force (which Darth Lawrence found very dull), he began a conspiracy to destroy the planet Naboo. His reach was far, the corruption of the core of the planet reaching even to Godzilla, so he was able to set many foul deeds in motion. His goal was to destroy the structure of Gungan culture, then move on to the humanoids on freelance writer jobs the planets surface, causing a race-war, ending in the total destruction of the Planet. Many important characters were killed in his thrall.
Eventually he was stopped by Fanhands Gobthrobber who, with the aid of Ewan Macgreegor discovered his plot. Sadly all three were killed when the tunnel they were fighting in collapsed.
However, Darth Lawrence, using new evil Sith powers, was able to transfer his soul into a salamander, and many assume his tale is far from over. Rumors abount of a new trilogy of Sith Salamander books.
