Cantina

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The famous Cantina in Star Wars 4 is actually called "Dino's Party Cantina". Run by Dino, it's a crazy awesome place to get hella fucked up. Only thing is you can't bring your droids with you because Dino lost a testicle when he mistook a trash compactor droid with a hooker droid. It's ok, leave 'em outside, get trashed and make those little bitches carry you back home.

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