Buttson

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Contents 1 Confusion 2 Birth and Childhood 3 Education 4 Career 5 Jedi Tranning 6 Life as a "Jedi" (and Death as a "Jedi")

[edit] Confusion

In recent years, Charles Buttson has been confused with Jeremy Buttson and Andrea Buttson, as well as many others in the Buttson clan. While they all are siblings, they are not one and the same; to suggest that would be strange. (Due to legal issues, Jeremy and Andrea's resumes cannot be linked to, because they have threatened to sue for defecation, or something similar. See Roe vs. Wade)

[edit] Birth and Childhood

Charles Buttson III was born 15BBY to Lisa and Roberto Buttson. The two single parents raised their young Buttson well, and groomed him to grow up nice and strong. Lisa Buttson is credited saying:

  "Eat your space broccoli and someday you'll be nice and strong." (Lisa Buttson, 20BBY)

Little is known about Charles' childhood, but historians are certain that he did indeed have one.

[edit] Education

Charles Buttson III attended space Harvard, located in the outer rim. There he studied nude modeling, but lost interest. He switched his major to Jewelry stuff.

[edit] Career

After graduating with a space bachelors degree in Jewelry stuff, Charles Buttson III became a very successful "Managing Director" for the company known as "COMpony." He oversaw much of the communication-pony construction, as well as managing several branches. He later went on to create his own company, "Palladeo," then retired to become the best Jewelry consultant ever to roam the Outer Rim; finally he would make good use of his degree.

As a Jewelry consultant, Buttson would often attend craft shows to sell the pretty stuffs. In the final years of his life he decided to open up his ship as a traveling Jewelry Store. Buttson was met with amazing success and he would meet a great ally at one of these sales.

[edit] Jedi Tranning

One day a strange colored man (Caucasian) came walking into his ship (this day was the day he had a "open space ship" sale), he wore A brown Snuggie and tan Tunic, he refused to reveal his name when asked, and referred to himself as "Version Deluxe." (resume here; [1] ) After he had talked with Charlie for a bit, he saw that he probably had a very high "middle-clorine" count, and soon recruited him as a "Jedi."

[edit] Life as a "Jedi" (and Death as a "Jedi")

Life as a Jedi was very hard for a middle aged Buttson, he was very overwhelmed, and he was still working as a Jewelry consultant! After a few years he quit his Consulting job, and then fell into a deep dark depression. (not to be confused with depression like the mental illness, but more of a sink hole.) While in the large depression he thought "I like being a Jedi" and soon killed himself.