American success story

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[edit] Chapter 1

Margret looked out her window, which had recently been washed, due to high firefly counts. (You wouldn't believe your eyes) Suddenly, there was a tall, fair haired gentleman, in all black. Beautiful blond hair flowed down his body, and onto the pavement. This man was Chadious Krogerious, the mysterious bounty hunter from the Outer Rim. Accompanying him was none other than George Lucas. With a knock on the door, Chadious Krogerious had begun a cycle that would change Margret's life, forever, or at least until the Inner Rim exploded. (See Inner Rim)

[edit] Chapter 2

Margret answered the door, she was "starstruck," a rare disease similar to diabetes. Chadious Krogerious raised a pistol, and shot Margret in the head. George Lucas looked at the body of the one morbidly obese woman with the strange disease. (Similar to diabetes.) Great job, now we'll never have to here a trumpet again. For Margret was the Grand Chair-woman of the Third Trumpet. This was a true American Success Story...

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