Abraham Space Lincoln

From Ewokpedia

Born in the most modest Log Cabin in the Galaxy, Abraham Space Lincoln found life difficult as the son of two illiterate Vapor Farmers. His parents had never known any home other than the log cabin, mentioned earlier, and a small cave hidden next to an abandoned barn with running air-conditioning, and as such were unable to prepare Space Lincoln for the hardships he would face from having been born with only no arms. Space Lincoln was physically incapable of withstanding the harsh climate of the desert planet Tatooine, but fought valiantly to gain autonomy.

Many details of the man's early life are unclear, as record keeping on the planet of Tatooine has always been taken care of by lazy Space-Mexicans. However, there does exist a legend the people of Space Lincoln's home province like to tell about the day the man fought his first battle. I really don't remember how it goes though.

Space Lincoln left Tatooine only thirty years after his birth, which would have made him about thirty space-years old. He joined the Rebel Alliance, or something, and died when this X-Wing he was fixing just up and took off with the sleeve of his shirt caught in the manifold. He was survived by his parents who had retired to Alderaan.