Mr. Hand
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Mr. Hand, the severed limb of Luuke Skywalker, achieved sentience when it collided with a Bespin Super Duck on Cloud City. However, Mr. Hand became extremely evil when he was used to create the clone Luke Skywalker. Following this event, Mr. Hand began dispensing indescriminate punishment in the form of Detention, and eventually went on to lock Princess Leia Amidala-Skywalker-Organa-Solo in Detention Block AA-47 of the first Death Star.
Mr. Hand died of internal hemorrhaging after having sex with a horse.
